Being Bullied? Eat Your Kale … Green Food For Beginners and Then Some

I’m sitting here today with a head that’s throbbing due to all sorts of crap but mostly due to snot.  It’s been one of those weeks . . .

I’ll start off by saying that yes, right now, I’m being bullied.  Last I checked I’ve been out of school for some time so I wasn’t really expecting it.  I also wasn’t expecting, but am not surprised by, the source of the bullying.  I can’t get into too many details but I’m not the only one and people who are much more vulnerable and scared than I are also being bullied.  In reality it’s been going on for some time now.  And the bully?  Someone who is supposed to be protecting them and working for them … thus I am nothing if not ROYALLY PISSED OFF!

So what does all this have to do with Green Food for Beginners?  My first reaction, after the anger, was somewhat atypical … instead of my body craving the usual crap, sugar filled comfort food, I wanted something green.  My actual thought process was … I need to eat some kale … yes I’m currently concerned for my state of mind … but it’s as if my body said “give me fuel, something I can use to fight with.”  Insert Popeye joke here … (Damn!  You know the programmers of this blogging platform are of a different generation when Popeye isn’t in the dictionary!  I would think they’d at least be proper cartoon aficionados …)

Thus the other night I created something yummy with kale and what little I had in the fridge.  Fortunately I still have a few bags of tomatoes left from last summer!

I bought a bushel basket of organic plum tomatoes late last summer and pureed them in a food processor then bagged the raw puree and froze it … other than taking out the tough bits of tomatoes as I popped them in the food processor that’s all I had to do … it does make for an interesting sauce … lots of little red bits of tomato skin float about in your dish.  At least it adds some flair.

Anyhow, I cooked down the tomatoes with some garlic puree  then used it as the liquid for some quinoa and once the quinoa was done I stirred in some chopped up kale.  It was tasty and simple and turned out like this:

Sorry!  Just realized how smudged my camera lens was … too snotty to care though!  I also added a little EVOO to the mix and had a sweet, yummy dish to fortify me for the battle ahead.

Green food doesn’t have to be complicated.  You can literally throw greens into almost anything.  Just cook them till their somewhat soft but still bright green.  Alternate with salads so you get both the raw and cooked benefits of your green food and you’re covering all your bases!  A friend whose family are dutch once introduced me to a traditional family dish that involved mashed potatoes mixed with kale and sausage on the side (or if you’re like me and really lazy mashed potatoes (sweet potatoes would be even better) mixed with chopped up kale and ground pork with some sausage like seasonings.  Better for you and easier to clean up!).  A simple, traditional dish that fortifies you, is flavourful and gets you through the winter months when local food is often down to a few choices like potatoes and kale … hence the traditional part of this dish.

The importance of eating real food and green food is pretty huge (just in case I haven’t told you already ;) )!  If you’re sick, stressed, working towards a goal, working on getting fit, burning the candle at both ends (or all of the above) feeding yourself food that will help your body keep itself healthy is key.  I recently caught a TV interview with Stephen Lewis (That man is ridiculously amazing by the way!  I’m lucky to have grown up in a household where we watched him whenever he was on TV) where he discussed the continuing work he’s doing to help stop the spread of HIV and Aids in developing countries (yes you can take a wild guess as to whose show it was …).  He made a point that even if children are being treated for HIV/Aids they still need nutritious food for the treatment drugs to work (and these days the drugs really do work).  Their little bodies require real food to help them stay strong and to help their bodies physically use the medication they’ve been given.

It’ll not only keep you healthy but real food and green food will also keep you sane!  If your eating crap your brain won’t function and you won’t have the capacity to react and fight back when bullied, no matter what age you are.  If you’re concerned about your kids being bullied in school … feed them well.  Same goes if you’re told they’re the ones doing the bullying.  Sugar and refined foods will mess with their bodies biochemistry.  If their biochemistry (all the important chemicals/hormones making their mind/brain/body work) is off then it will lead to lower self-esteem, inability to concentrate and behavioural issues.  Feeding them real whole foods (many of which should be green … and yes … good luck with that!) and getting them outside to exercise (brisk family walk before dinner anyone?) will help them cope with their feelings and behaviors in more constructive ways.  It will help them stand up for themselves and others and it will help them realize there are better ways to express their anxiety than bullying.  It will also help with depression, acne, body image, you name the teenage issue and it will help!

If you’re one of the many marginalized folk in society without the funds to purchase real food you’re not going to have the energy or brain power to fight back when your rights are being ignored (let alone being strong, sharp and healthy enough to go out and find work).  It’s why programs like FoodShare, The Stop and Food Forward are constantly working to get fresh, real, whole foods to those that need it.  It’s why so many people have worked with Put Food In The Budget to write about their experiences of living on food bank rations for a week.  It’s why the Daily Bread Food Bank in Etobicoke has started a garden on site.

With all the crap going down in the world this week it’s been heart breaking, educational and inspirational.  50 workers in Japan risking their lives to save millions from nuclear meltdown after the quakes and tsunami.  Uprisings in Libya where the current dictator Gaddafi is slaughtering his people … but they refuse to give up (if you want the facts and up to the minute information about what’s happening in the middle east follow @acarvin (Andy Carvin is a National Public Radio Senior Strategist) on Twitter).  Elections in Haiti and Egypt … the list goes on.  It makes me think that what’s happening to me is so small and insignificant … except … We’re Canadian.  This sort of bullying isn’t supposed to happen here.  Also, it no longer has as much to do with me as it has to do with the vulnerable and scared people whose voices are being suppressed or simply ignored.

A last little note … if “you” are reading this and have made it this far … a little reminder:  The MORE free time I have on my hands, the more I’ll be able to do and … the LESS my hands will be tied when it comes to voicing my concerns.  Somethin’ to think about!

Pass the kale please …

Green Food For Beginners …

That’s right … you know you’re supposed to eat more green stuff.  We’re all supposed to eat more green stuff.  It’s a challenge, especially if you easily tire of salad.  I like salad but it’s still not my favourite thing.  Plus I always have to put a tonne of stuff in it.  Otherwise it’s not salad … its leaves.

So I’m starting a series of posts to help me, you and everyone in between get more green stuff in our meals.

If you were to only look at the stuff available in your supermarket you might think there’s hardly any variety available in green leafy things.  Well, when it comes to the supermarket, you’d be right!  They’re biggest priority is always transportability.  If it’s too easily squashed (something that goes great with green stuff by the way!) then it’s not going to be found on the shelves or it’ll be horrifically over-packaged.

However, as usual, I digress … Lets start with the basics.  Here’s a great list of leafy green veggies that are usually available in your local grocery store.  It’s from the Eat Right Ontario website.  Note that this list doesn’t include lettuce (or spinach for that matter).  There are so many types of leafy greens to choose from.

Now here’s a few links to a variety of seed sellers with plenty of green veggies you can grow.  You’ll see there are more varieties of green veggies than you could ever imagine.  Don’t forget to check your local, organic farmers market too.  They’ll often carry a number of varieties of greens that you won’t find in the store.  Now we know this is just scratching the surface!  But it’s a great beginning …

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Mainstream . . .

How do you take something like this mainstream?  It’s starting . . . there are even plenty of TV shows out there from Doctors (CBC’s Village on a Diet – On a side note . . . think a show like this would be made if there were no public broadcaster here in Canada?  Biggest Loser types maybe but where’s the compassion and learnin’ in that show? It’s essentially become punishing “the fatties” voyeurism.  CBC is also running a campaign called Live Right Now helping Canadians eat better and get their butts off the couch) to celebrity chefs (good old Jamie Oliver . . . he’s just so darned adorable and wants to help . . . he’s a Dad that sees what the current processed food industry is doing to our kids and is trying to do what Dad’s are supposed to do . . . keep his kids, and everyone elses, safe!  Cooking and eating fresh, real food . . . that’s the basis of a healthy life!) to millions of twitter folk that are trying to save us 140 characters at a time.

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Cheese, Glorious Cheese . . .

Update:  Here’s the link to the original New York Times article.  I must say that while we have issues with our own public health institutions . . . they’re not nearly as bad as this!  Oooo!  One more thing the article mentions – remember the ads a few years ago claiming that drinking milk could help you loose weight because your body has to work harder to absorb and use the calcium . . . finally debunked by a number of nutritionists and scientists (though it took them about 4 years) . . . that was these guys too!  Fun fact – one of their own studies debunked this myth and yet they just conviniently “forgot” about it.

Ah lovely . . . big business trying to kill us and take all of our money . . . again . . . does this really surprise us?  Apparently the USDA in the states is currently pushing the consumption of more cheese.  Why is this significant?  Especially coming from someone who has often in the past been the queen of dairy consumption herself?  Because the USDA has a massive conflict of interest on the go here.  The USDA is in charge of the nutrition guide down in the states and is also in charge of fighting the obesity epidemic. Continue reading

Crash, Bang . . . Oh Yeah . . . and BOOM . . .

Just imagine me bouncing and skidding across the road . . . metaphorically speaking . . . no there are no abrasions or contusions on my body . . . just on my soul . . . Ha!  Was that melodramatic enough for you?

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Just Say No To Caffeine . . .

Ugh!  Just gave up the caffeine . . . again . . . for the millionth time.  It’s actually about time I did it.  I was using it to get through my pre and post radiation therapy, no thyroid hormone, tired state.  So now that I’m topping up once again on the thyroid hormones I really don’t need it anymore . . . except apparently to make it through the day when I’ve had little sleep and lots of work . . . I was actually yawning today at work.  I could have had a nap around lunch time.  I can’t believe how much it’s keeping me going when I’m genuinely tired.  I’m not talking no thyroid hormone etc. type tired but actual physical activity working 2 weeks straight tired.  I had no idea it had that much of a stimulant effect on me.

I also know that it’s been way too long since my last post and so I’ll try a little summarizing to get us going again.  I’ve written and rewritten, pondered and dismissed a number of posts in my head but haven’t gotten around to putting them down on “paper.” Continue reading

Sweat, Spit, Snot and Pee . . .

Oh and tears . . . Those are the 5 ways I could contaminate you with radiation right now . . . Dude I totally promise never, ever to contaminate you with the last one (in the title I mean ;) ) . . . I always wash my hands after hitting the bathroom and I promise I really will try never to contaminate you with the third one . . . I’m pretty quick with the head turn, elbow sneeze!

Here’s a conundrum for you . . . radioactive snot in the garbage or in the composter?  The thing is . . . you should compost your tissues and any paper towel that isn’t used with toxic chemicals . . . but do you compost radioactive snot or do you send it to a landfill where it really has no place to break down . . . whatsoever!  As soon as it’s buried . . . it’s hermetically sealed and could pop up a hundred years later perfectly intact!  I think I’m composting and/or flushing . . . as my radioactive pee is headin that way anyhoo . . .

It’s amazing how often you don’t realize it . . . but you should wash your hands . . . the usual after the washroom, after you blow your nose, before you eat . . . sure . . . but I picked up my apple core on the way out of work tonight and realized . . . ah crap!  Now I have to wash my hands again cause I touched radioactive spit!  Any time I sweat (no sweaty palm inspiring guys at work fortunately!  In the park itself . . . that can be a different story . . . it’s a fun fact that many find the park an excellent environment in which to go for a ride or run ;)   In actual fact within my own program I work with nothing but women.  From my Manager on down . . . except Trevor!  Our only male councilor and program coordinator, camp would be really tough without him!) touch my mouth with my hands . . . which includes eating nuts and seeds . . . something I do quite often these days, wipe the tears from my eyes (they water often at the best of times . . . never mind watching a sappy movie or reading a sappy story . . . warning bits of Craig Ferguson’s Autobiography will get ya!) I have to wash my hands so I don’t spread the contamination . . . let alone I then have to haul arse out of my office and across to one of the other buildings in order to do so . . . all without touching anything with the effected (or should I say infected) hand along the way . . . the buildings are often locked and sometimes even alarmed . . . lord help me if it’s both hands!

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That Woman Can Cook . . .

Wow!  I mean really!  WOW!  That was REAL Food!  After literally feeling nauseous about the prospect of what I might be given for dinner . . . which of course would simply be a repeat of the last two nights . . . My friend Maria – The guerrilla gourmet just brought me some real food :)   Yay!  Doesn’t even start to describe how good it is . . .

These photos really don’t do any of this yummyness justice . . . but you have to see . . .

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